Just shoot me

I have no problem talking about things I like, but am not too good with disclosing personal info (notice the absence of an "about me" link) but I "stole" this thingymajiggy from another blog.
So here goes nothing.....
10 entirely random things about me
1. I have positively the ugliest feet in the world.
2.My mind sometimes wanders to very dark places.
3.I'm listening to "November Rain" right now.
4. I like indie/foreign films but my guilty pleasure is watching "Bratpack" movies.
5. The only workout I actually like is swimming.
6. I want to make a shitload of money but am not sure how to go about it.
7.I'm 26 and still dont have a drivers license.The horror!
8. I still fantasize about being a rock star (minor detail...I cant sing)
9. I get bored easily
10. I'm already bored of this thinghymajiggy.

9 ways to win my heart
1. Bring me cheesecake
2. Have good taste in music
3. Make me laugh out loud
4. Dance with me
5. Fascinate me with exciting tales of your adventures
6. Don't say anything about my feet
7. But if you must, don't say " I can't see what's wrong with your feet"
8. Cuz that would be lying...and lying isn't a good method to win my heart now is it?
9. Be abstract (not in a Napoleon Dynamite way mind u)

8 things I carry/wear every day
1. Cell phone
2. Panties
3. Mac lip gloss
4. Book or magazine
5. An anklet I got in India
6. Black rimmed glasses
7. Wedding ring
8. Schizophrenia

7 things that annoy me
1. Fanaticism
2. Pop starlets
3. Closed-mindedness
4. Make-up smudging
5. Bad hair days
6. Rising earlier than the sun does
7. George Bu-llshit-sh

6 places I've visited
1. Edinburgh (sexy accents/fuckin freezin)
2. Paris (elegant/bad coffee)
3. Goa (beautiful/mosquito kingdom)
4. Mykonos( party like the rich and famous/go home broke)
5. Rome ( Pasta daily yay/ hot men/that use more hair products than u)
6. Bucharest (land of vampires and general weirdness/ good place to start that diet)

5 things I want to do before I die
1. See more of the world
2. Buy/build a house overlooking the sea in Greece
3. Provide everything I can that my boys will need to live thrilling and happy lives.
4. Have a perfect body
5. Kiss the Depp

4 things I'm afraid of
1. Cockroaches
2. Not being able to protect my kids
3. Pimples
4. Torture. Having a choice to endure the torture either by listening to B.Spears or watching endless episodes of the 'Anna Nicole smith show". Knowing that I'll fess up anything I know to escape those choices.

3 things I do everyday
1. Read
2. Listen to music
3. Over analyze

2 things I'm trying not to do right now
1. Binge
2.Fall asleep

1 person I want to see right now
1. Marcus

Rita

Forget all the new shows starting a new season on tv. The only channel you can afford to watch this year is the Weather Channel, lest you be caught unaware of which new hurricane is about to strike!
All joking aside, good luck to all those evacuating and may this one be the last one.

What's wrong with this picture?

As nature would have it, each woman must relive her teenage routine life (Pimples, greasy hair, moodswings) once a month. Why on earth couldnt it also throw in the perky boobs and ass huh?

Ramblings

There used to be a time when a ball was announced months before the event and the guests obsessed and counted the minutes, till the day finally arrived.
A time where dining in the local restaurant/taverna/diner with your friends lasted for hours.
A time where when soldiers were at war the country they left behind would be in a state of mourning and people would rejoice in the streets when the war was over.
A time when people wept(or celebrated) when their leaders passed away.
A time when a single kiss was worthy of a play.
A time when you would be elated to receive a handwritten letter from a friend or lover.

Is it just me or have our attention spans gone down to the size of a peanut?

We expect everything to be done immediately. We get annoyed when our means of transportation is late, when it takes more than 5 minutes for the waiter to serve us or when a link on the internet doesn't appear in 1 second.
We think the world has ended when our date doesn't try to kiss us on a first date, or god forbid he doesn't call us in 36 hours or was it 48?

We watch the news and we are reminded of the current events, sometimes we are outraged, sometimes we cry, on rare occasions we laugh. For the most part we sleep quite soundly that night.
Its not like we are completely insensitive. We are still concerned about the wars, the catastrophes, the crimes but they don't really haunt us.
We have become so used to the media overload that indeed, we do voice our concerns,but do they truly affect our day to day lives?

I'm not saying that I'd like to go back to waiting indefinitely for all the above things, Im just amazed at my intolerance to do so.
Truth be said, I am happy to be part of this modern age. At the same time I cant help but wonder if the world we live in has become a lot less passionate.

Freestyle Running

I thot Id start a new sport. I quite fancy this one!
http://www.guzer.com/videos/freestyle_running.php

Ziggy

Dear Mr. Bowie,
I love you!
I know you're old enough to be my father, but who cares, I seriously love you!
Please believe me when I say Im not a psycho fan stalker.
Did I mention I love you?