Just shoot me

I have no problem talking about things I like, but am not too good with disclosing personal info (notice the absence of an "about me" link) but I "stole" this thingymajiggy from another blog.
So here goes nothing.....
10 entirely random things about me
1. I have positively the ugliest feet in the world.
2.My mind sometimes wanders to very dark places.
3.I'm listening to "November Rain" right now.
4. I like indie/foreign films but my guilty pleasure is watching "Bratpack" movies.
5. The only workout I actually like is swimming.
6. I want to make a shitload of money but am not sure how to go about it.
7.I'm 26 and still dont have a drivers license.The horror!
8. I still fantasize about being a rock star (minor detail...I cant sing)
9. I get bored easily
10. I'm already bored of this thinghymajiggy.

9 ways to win my heart
1. Bring me cheesecake
2. Have good taste in music
3. Make me laugh out loud
4. Dance with me
5. Fascinate me with exciting tales of your adventures
6. Don't say anything about my feet
7. But if you must, don't say " I can't see what's wrong with your feet"
8. Cuz that would be lying...and lying isn't a good method to win my heart now is it?
9. Be abstract (not in a Napoleon Dynamite way mind u)

8 things I carry/wear every day
1. Cell phone
2. Panties
3. Mac lip gloss
4. Book or magazine
5. An anklet I got in India
6. Black rimmed glasses
7. Wedding ring
8. Schizophrenia

7 things that annoy me
1. Fanaticism
2. Pop starlets
3. Closed-mindedness
4. Make-up smudging
5. Bad hair days
6. Rising earlier than the sun does
7. George Bu-llshit-sh

6 places I've visited
1. Edinburgh (sexy accents/fuckin freezin)
2. Paris (elegant/bad coffee)
3. Goa (beautiful/mosquito kingdom)
4. Mykonos( party like the rich and famous/go home broke)
5. Rome ( Pasta daily yay/ hot men/that use more hair products than u)
6. Bucharest (land of vampires and general weirdness/ good place to start that diet)

5 things I want to do before I die
1. See more of the world
2. Buy/build a house overlooking the sea in Greece
3. Provide everything I can that my boys will need to live thrilling and happy lives.
4. Have a perfect body
5. Kiss the Depp

4 things I'm afraid of
1. Cockroaches
2. Not being able to protect my kids
3. Pimples
4. Torture. Having a choice to endure the torture either by listening to B.Spears or watching endless episodes of the 'Anna Nicole smith show". Knowing that I'll fess up anything I know to escape those choices.

3 things I do everyday
1. Read
2. Listen to music
3. Over analyze

2 things I'm trying not to do right now
1. Binge
2.Fall asleep

1 person I want to see right now
1. Marcus